you now have a beautiful baby hershey's kiss

If my diet is any indication to what my baby is going to be like, I know what to expect.

My baby is going to be a big, super sized Hershey's chocolate bar. With almonds. 

I feel like all I have eaten is chocolate, or anything with starch and carbs. That probably explains why I am so upset here

I guess the baby will have my complexion, mocha colored skin. And made of chocolate. 

At least when the baby is dirty I will have no problem licking that dirt right off the baby's face. 

Technically speaking, my baby is a chocolate filled kumquat right now. And if you know what the heck a kumquat is, please let me know. 

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