- Don't refer to my business by the wrong name throughout our entire phone conversation.
- Don't call me back 10 minutes later, laughing, and insisting you know what my business name is.
- Don't show up 40 minutes late. (I am busy and don't have time to wait for you.)
- Your first action in my office shouldn't be to hand me your business card and snicker while you say, "So, you won't forget who I am." (Don't worry, I won't. You're already making a memorable statement.)
- Don't give me excuses about your tardiness.
- Don't quote statistics about that other business you referred to me as, and when I correct you, don't ask if I am sure.
- Don't ask what our marketing plans are and they insult one of them. I promise I know more about what you think you are talking about, and what's good for my business.
- Please remember to tell me exactly what you do, and how you can help me. Because remember, you were late and are wasting my time.
- Yes, I gave you my card and agreed for you to send me more information, but beware. That email you send will go automatically to my trashcan.
- And no, I will not be calling you back.
Amanda Etter
2 comments:
You crack me up! Sorry the salesman is annoying!
This is really funny. You should totally email this to him :) hehe
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