i think that my son permanently smells like maple syrup and ketchup.

no matter how often we wash, clean, or how hard i scrub - he always smells like syrup and ketcheup.

it could be worse.

there are many other condiments that he could smell like that aren't so nice to take a whiff of. like mustard, or bar-b-q sauce, or mayo. that would be the worse.

so, from now on i am going to bottle his smell after he's freshly bathed at night and lotioned like a butterball turkey so i can smell that all day long.

you, know now that i think about it - it may be me that smells like syrup and ketchup. that is always a possibility.

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