squeeze

Every time I call to talk to my mom, I put her on speaker phone so Owen can hear her talk. She can also hear him goo-ing, grunting, and making his sweet big boy talk.

This morning, as I was changing Owen, I had the phone right next to him. My mom them proceeded to ask if I squeeze him to make him talk?

Do I squeeze him? Why yes I do! I want CPS looking for me.

Did I mention my mom is crazy? Maybe that's why I am crazy!

For the record I don't squeeze my baby. I may hug him A LOT, and gently squeeze those little arms, legs, cheeks, and tummy. But not enough to make him gooo or ahhh. Look at him, who wouldn't?

Please don't report me!