I've figured it out. I have FEBD.

Do not be alarmed its not contageious. I don't think.

Flesh Expanding Butt Disease. It's true. I've had this disease for the better part of a year. FEBD is a real disease. I just read about it. And it's going to be ok.

All I have to worry about it getting rid of it. If you have this horrible disease, do not fear. We can wallow in our sorrows together. The next stage in overcoming this disease is accetance. But I am pretty sure that's not going to happen.

1 comment:

Erin and Anthony said...

I'm glad to know there's a name for this because I think I definitely have it :) Besides, you look great! Like you have anything to worry about!