i won the lotto

not really. but i thought i would try that april fools this year.

if you remember two years ago i april fooled my boos and my old boss on campus by telling them that i was pregnant.

4 weeks later i showed him this picture:

turns out i really was pregnant.

so i figured, maybe if i tried to april fools you all this year by telling you i won the lotto, here in 4 weeks or so i really would win the lotto.

don't worry. i would share my fortune with you all and throw a fabulous party.

i have already thrown a fortune away if you remember even farther back.

it has something to do with purple m&m's and 1 million japanese yen. but that's a story for another time.