things a mother will NEVER have to tell her daughter:
1. don't touch that.
2. that's dirty. stop it.
3. it's not funny. don't do that.
4. don't touch that.
5. stop scratching your butt.
the last validates my opinion that men of all ages have no reason to scratch their butt. i know it really doesn't itch.
DON'T SCRATCH IT.