say what?!?!

things a mother will NEVER have to tell her daughter:

1. don't touch that.

2. that's dirty. stop it.

3. it's not funny. don't do that.

4. don't touch that.

5. stop scratching your butt.

the last validates my opinion that men of all ages have no reason to scratch their butt. i know it really doesn't itch.



Tyler and Shea Moses said...

goodness me! I have said all of these to Anslee. I promise!! I am convinced, that she will learn what it is like to be "lady like" in her 4th year. ha!

Jamie, Diana, J'Lee and Jaxon said...

Yep, have said all those things. You did forget, "stop tugging at that thing!" That is a constant for us!!!